today's entry in the Pet Chronicles.....
.....the temptation, and misconception, is to over-complicate Trump's fixation on Putin.....it has absolutely nothing to do with "global strategy" or "master plan" or even the ever popular "Donald as authoritarian" Chicken Little-ing so in vogue these days.....
Trump functions under the delusion that he is God's gift to existence itself.....of all the "rivals" for the title that might be around in this period of history, take a guess at who's at the top of that list........
Trump has neither the brains, balls or guts to ever "pull the trigger" that would require pulling if he were to actually be planning to be the Western half of an East/West duo performance of "If I Ruled The World".
From Donald's side of the playpen, this whole sick "T loves P" mutation of a bromance is nothing more than a psych student's dream of a mish mash of envy, intimidation, rivalry, adoration, fear and Alpha male-ing gone horrifically wrong.
The oft printed/spoken comparisons of Trump to a puppy and/or puppet aren't really that far off the mark. The closer analogy would be that he is the big brother who feels, at the inner core of his empty self esteem cupboard, the need to swagger like a big brother while desperately hoping that little brother will not continue to eclipse him.
"I'm the big brother and don't you forget it, pal" almost seamlessly mixed with "please don't get mad at me or turn away from me or cut me out of your life because I couldn't bear to live without you" mixed almost seamlessly with "I want to be just like you" mixed seamlessly with "hey, don't push me, buddy, or I'll push back....right up to, but NEVER over, the line that will make you not wanna play with me anymore."
And from Putin's side?
Well, duhh....
Puppies are there to be played with when the mood strikes.
And trained as the need occurs.
Bottom line.....
There may, or may not, be a golden shower tape.
Doesn't matter.
The tail will wag with abandon.
Because T loves P.
Pee or no pee.
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